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The Wit of the Marx Brothers
Groucho Groucho: Is the opera over yet?
Doorman: Not yet, signor. In a few minutes.
Groucho (to carriage driver): Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down. On account of you I almost heard the opera! Now then, once around the park and drive slowly.

- A Night at the Opera


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