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Groucho's attempts at romance (from Horse Feathers):
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Connie (Thelma Todd): Oh Professor, you're so full
of whimsy.
Wagstaff (Groucho): Can you notice it from there? I'm
always that way after I eat radishes.
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Groucho just being Groucho (from Horse Feathers):
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Why don't you go home to your wife? I'll tell you what I'll go home
to your wife, and outside of the improvement she'll never know the difference.
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Groucho and Chico on Contracts (from A Night at the Opera):
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Forelo (Chico): Hey, wait - wait! What does this say here? This thing
here?
Driftwood (Groucho): Oh, that? Oh, that's the usual clause. That's in
every contract. That just says - uh - it says - uh - if any of the parties participating
in this contract is shown not to be in their right mind, the entire agreement is
automatically nullified.
Forelo: Well, I don't know.
Driftwood: It's all right. That's - that's in every contract. That's -
that's what they call a sanity clause.
Forelo: Ha ha ha. You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Clause!
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