|Groucho flirting (from Monkey Business):|
Woman: Sir, you have the advantage of me!
Groucho: Not yet I haven't, but wait till I get you outside.
|Groucho on love (from Duck Soup):|
Mrs. Teasedale (Margaret Dumont): Why, he's dead.
Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.
Mrs. T: I was with him till the very end.
Firefly: Huh! No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. T: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Firefly: Oh, I see. Then it was murder. Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
Mrs. T: He left me his entire fortune.
Firefly: Is that so? Can't you see what I'm trying to tell you? I love you.