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Groucho flirting (from Monkey Business):
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Groucho: How about you and I passing out on the veranda,
or would you rather pass out here?
Woman: Sir, you have the advantage of me!
Groucho: Not yet I haven't, but wait till I get you
outside.
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Groucho on love (from Duck Soup):
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Firefly (Groucho): Not that I care, but where is your
husband?
Mrs. Teasedale (Margaret Dumont): Why, he's dead.
Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse.
Mrs. T: I was with him till the very end.
Firefly: Huh! No wonder he passed away.
Mrs. T: I held him in my arms and kissed him.
Firefly: Oh, I see. Then it was murder. Will you marry
me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
Mrs. T: He left me his entire fortune.
Firefly: Is that so? Can't you see what I'm trying
to tell you? I love you.
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