The Wit of the Marx Brothers

Groucho on love (from Duck Soup):  Sound file available

    I could dance with you till the cows came home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows till you came home.
Groucho on love (from A Night at the Opera):
    Driftwood (Groucho): That woman? Do you know why I sat with her?
    Mrs. Claypool (Margaret Dumont): No-;
    Driftwood: Because she reminded me of you.
    Mrs. Claypool: Really?
    Driftwood: Of course! That's why I'm sitting here with you, because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat, your lips, everything about you reminds me of you, except you. How do you account for that?